I wanna be famous.

So, you know what I've always wanted to be? One of those famous bloggers that have quicky, creative, cool articles that everyone wants to read. But you know what always seems to get in the way?

PROCRASTINATION

... and plain laziness.

It's not like I have no ideas or anything. I'm constantly thinking up entries in my head, planning them out (even editing them!) but once I get on the computer, I just kind of die away into facebook or random surfing.

You know what would be cool? If there was some device that would record all my thoughts for me and convert that into text. Like a compiler that reads in brain waves and prints out to normal human text.

It would probably turn out something like this: So today the funniest thing happened to me. I was trying to make rice and I completely and utterly failed at it. I guess I didn't put enough rice in it cause it came out way too hard. I had to throw -- hmm, why is David sending me dirty messages? Oh, really, he wants to do that now.. hmm, that's -- OH SHIT. I can erase that right? Fuck. Uhm, how do I go back? Argh.... damnit David stop writing that stuff, I can't concentrate on this entry. Damnit.

I don't think it would work out. I tend to be too scatterbrained for that kind of technology. Who knows what kind of shenanigans my brain would get me into!

But yeah. I've always wanted to be a famous blogger. But as you can see, it's been like how long since I last updated this thing? I'm so bad at it! I have so many blog ideas that I wanna do like:

- Asian professors can't teach
- Relationships make me insane
- Cooking in college means a starving Teresa

And other stuff that I don't remember because I never bother jotting down my ideas. I wanna start blogging again, but sooooooooo lazy.